Quantum Crunchie Catalog: The Ultimate Guide to Overstuffed, Quantum Goodness

Warning: contents may be hazardous to your sanity.

Quantum Crunchie++Plus

Our most popular flavor: Crunchie-ness cubed. Contains 3x more flavor particles than regular Quantum Crunchies.

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Quantum Crunchie--Lite

A lighter, less-crunchy alternative. Contains 2x fewer flavor particles. For the faint of heart.

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Quantum Crunchie--Pro

The ultimate, industrial-strength flavor particle accelerator. Contains 5x more flavor particles than Quantum Crunchie++Plus. Not recommended for the faint of heart.

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