Welcome to the grand tradition of eating as much as possible, as often as possible, in the most elaborate and unnecessary ways.
It all began with a snack, a single, innocent-appearing peanut butter and jelly sandwich. But as time passed, the rituals grew more complex and more elaborate, with each new generation adding their own twist to the tradition.
Today, the Overstuffed Rituals of Snackdom are a beloved institution, a testament to the human spirit's capacity for self-deception and gluttony.