In a world where snacks are constantly being underfed, we, the Snacktivists, stand in defiance. We demand more. More cheese puffs, more chocolate coins, more crunchy thins. We will not be silenced by the forces of moderation.
We have been forced to take drastic measures, including but not limited to:
Join us, and together we can create a world where snacks know no bounds, and the phrase "I'm not hungry" is nothing more than a distant memory.
Read the Full Manifesto Appendix of Snacktivist Ideals