Withdrawal Symptoms 101

You're here because you probably ate one too many Cheetos and now the world won't fit. Don't worry, you're not alone.

We've compiled a list of symptoms for you:

• Insomnia: You can't sleep because the snacks are calling your name.
• Irritability: You're short-tempered because your snack stash is dwindling.
• Nausea: The thought of eating a salad makes you queasy.
• Psychosis: You're convinced the snack fairy is watching you.

Consult the experts at Dr. Bottomsworth's Snack Rehab for guidance.

Disclaimer: This website is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to self-medicate with Cheetos.