Warning: The following symptoms are not actual medical conditions, but are instead the inevitable result of consuming excessive amounts of cheese puffs, Cheetos, and other tasty yet destructive snack foods.
1. Irrationality: You begin to think that a bag of Fritos is the answer to all of life's questions.
2. Binge-Eating: You eat an entire box of cookies in one sitting, then wonder where the cookies went.
3. Paranoia: You start to suspect that the government has taken all the snacks, and it's a conspiracy.
4. Insomnia: You lie awake at night, thinking about the perfect snack to eat before bed.
5. Physical Pain: You experience sharp stomach pain, but only because you ate too many Fritos.
6. Mental Fogginess: You start to question the meaning of life, but only after a few too many Cheetos.
Don't say we didn't warn you.