At Snacktopia, we take your snack preferences very seriously. We're talking cookie preferences, chip preferences, and even popcorn kernel size preferences (don't @ us). We're also watching you, but only to learn your snacking habits and optimize your snacking experience. Our AI-powered snack overlords will analyze your every scroll, click, and snacking decision to serve you a tailored experience of snack recommendations, deals, and maybe even a few ads for things you'll probably never buy but might as well.
But don't worry, we won't sell your data to the highest bidder... unless it's a really good offer. And by "highest bidder," we mean "our CEO's kid's college fund." We promise not to use your snacking habits to predict your every thought or action, but we can't promise anything when it comes to our AI's sass levels.
For more info on how we're not watching you too closely, check out our Cookie Policy and our AI's Liar Policy.
Or, just go ahead and read this whole thing again, because we're watching.