Sacred Sources of Prophets of Snacks

Our Most Holy and Delicious Sources

We are the chosen ones, the keepers of the snacky truth. Our sources are the most sacred of all.

1. Ancient Snack Lore - A comprehensive collection of snack-related myths and legends.

2. Secret Snack Societies - The underground snack communities that shape the world.

3. Snack Alchemical Formulae - The mystical equations that govern snack perfection.

A picture of a snack, but also kinda not

May the snack be with you.

Or, at the very least, may it be in your pantry.

Sacred Snack Rituals - A guide to proper snack etiquette.

Snack Canon - The definitive list of snacky scripture.

Snack Council Chamber - Where the snacky decisions get made.