Welcome, snack enthusiasts, to the sacred halls of our most revered institution. Here, the Prophets of Snacks gather to decree the most righteous of snack-based decrees.
Currently, we are in session, deliberating the finer points of:
For those interested in the proceedings, we invite you to:
Our decrees are the foundation upon which snack-based society is built. Here are a few notable ones:
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