Quantum Pizza: Frequently Asked Questions

Because who needs a normal FAQ, right?

Q: Is Quantum Pizza actually quantum?

A: Well, sort of. We have a PhD in physics, but our pizza is just really good.

Q: What kind of sauce do you use?

A: Our secret sauce. Just kidding, it's just a mix of garlic, tomato, and disappointment.

We're not really sure what it is, but the important thing is, it's delicious!

Q: Do you have any vegan options?

A: Ugh, yeah. We have a "Vegan Supreme" which is just a sad, sad salad with some weird sauce.

But hey, at least it's not a participation trophy.

Q: Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

A: Ha! Good luck with that. Our refund policy is like the laws of quantum mechanics: uncertain, unpredictable, and probably doesn't apply to you.

Q: Can I get extra cheese?

A: You're speaking my language. Our "Quantum Cheese Upgrade" is a $10 supplement that guarantees an existential crisis.

Just kidding, it's just extra cheese. But seriously, who doesn't want extra cheese?