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Quantum Pizza Menu - Where Flavors are Relative

Quantum Specials

Supermassive Cheese Cake - A cake that's so dense, it warps space-time.
Gravitational Parmesan - Tastes like regular parmesan, but with a 30% chance of being attracted to a black hole.
Entangled Garlic Bread - Two slices of garlic bread connected in a superposition of flavors.

Don't worry, our Quantum Pizza is safe for consumption, but don't try to eat it while in a state of high anxiety.

Quantum Pizza is not responsible for any flavor dimensional collapse.

Visit our Quantum Specials page for more mind-bending options.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Quantum Uncertainty option. We can't even tell you what you'll get.