Secret Recipes of the Ancients

Welcome, Seekers of Forbidden Knowledge

Are you tired of the mundane, the ordinary? Do you yearn for a taste of the forbidden? Look no further! We have the secrets you've been searching for.

Below, you'll find a selection of our most prized recipes, guarded by the ancients for generations. But be warned, these recipes come with a price: your sanity.

Recipe of the Ancients #1: The Fjordian Frenzy Fritter

A delicacy fit for the gods, this recipe is a mix of the finest Fjordian Frenzy Fungi, harvested under the light of the full moon.

Recipe of the Ancients #2: The Golden Gloopernuts of the Forgotten Isle

A sweet and tangy mix of the rare Golden Gloopernuts, foraged from the depths of the forgotten isle, where the ancient ones once walked among the stars.