Because you're lost in the void of snacklessness, and you just need a little guidance.
A: You don't. Snacks don't shift. They're just snacks. But if you're looking for ways to shift your snacking paradigm, we recommend trying the "Snack Shifters' 12-Step Program."
A: The best snack to shift with is, without a doubt, the mighty "Snack-o-matic 9000." A snack of unparalleled flavor and versatility, capable of shifting even the most entrenched snacking habits.
And remember, if you're still lost in the void, just ask us, and we'll send you to the Snack Shifters' Support Group.