The Shifters' Union has devised a plan to pilfer a stash of premium, artisanal, small-batch popcorn.
Our team of highly trained snack shifters, armed with nothing but their wits and a faint hope, will infiltrate the heavily guarded Snack Fortress.
We'll dodge the laser beams of the Snประก guard drones, outsmart the snack-crazed security team, and make off with the coveted "Taste Bud" variety in a daring night-time raid.
Join us, and together we'll pull off the heist of the century. Meet the team that'll make it happen.
But first, we need your help. Donate your old snack food to help us fuel our mission.
Or, if you'd rather not donate, you can always Sponsor a Snack and join the ranks of our esteemed snack benefactors.
Either way, you'll be a part of something truly legendary.
Now, if you'll excuse us, we have a Plan B...