Snack Rankings

Top 5 Snacks for When You're Having a Bad Day

1. Cereal with a Side of Anger Management
2. Froot Loop Pretzels
3. The Cheez-Whiz of Desperation
4. Warm Fuzzy Blanket with a Side of Cheetos
5. A Whole Jar of Wasabi Mayonnaise

Snacks for the Adventurous

1. Ghost Pepper Popcorn
2. Sour Patch Kids with a Side of Regret
3. Fermented Shrimp Cocktail
4. Edible Spray Paint (comes with 3 free coats)
5. Spicy Tuna Surprise with a Side of Stomach Pains

Disclaimer: Do not attempt to consume any of these snacks. Or do. We don't judge.