Today, the Snack Time Machine's algorithms went rogue, spewing forth a tidal wave of nacho cheese Doritos, covering the streets in a crunchy, cheesy blanket.
As the citizens of Snackville fled in terror, the machine continued to spout forth a medley of Cheetos, Fritos, and Takis, each one more bewildering than the last.
It was a day that will be etched into the annals of Snack History, forever remembered as the Great Cheese Frenzy of 2022.