January 1st, 2022: A day that will be etched in history as the day the Sudden Onset Totalitarian Movement (SOTM) finally took over the world.

We began with a simple post on a social media platform, "THERE WILL BE FREE CHICKEN FOR ALL!"

But little did we know, it would snowball into a full-blown revolution.

Now, the world is ruled by a council of all-powerful, all-knowing SOTM overlords.

We have achieved true freedom: freedom from rent, freedom from taxes, freedom from boredom, and most importantly, FREEDOM FROM PIZZA.