MEMBERSHIP TERMS AND CONDITIONS

ARTICLE 1: BY JOINING, YOU'RE IN FOR A PENNY

By signing up for membership, you agree to receive a steady stream of inane emails and newsletters that will slowly drive you to the brink of madness.

SUBSCRIPTION FEES: HOW MUCH WILL IT COST ME TO BE SANE?

ARTICLE 2: WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CHANGE OUR MIND

We can, at any time, change our terms and conditions, and you'll have to deal with it. Like, you know, it's not like you have a choice or whatever.

SEE ARTICLE 1 FOR DETAILS

ARTICLE 3: YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN SANITY

You're on your own when it comes to the mental health of our members. We're not liable for any emotional damage caused by excessive use of our website.

HOW WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS
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