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We offer a variety of absurd, over-the-top subscription packages that will drain your wallet and leave you questioning life choices.
- Bronze Tier: Get access to our exclusive, hand-annotated to-do list app
- Silver Tier: Enjoy 10% off all purchases, plus access to our secret recipe for world's-best nachos
- Gold Tier: Get all the above, plus a personalized, 1:1 ratio of praise and encouragement from our team
Don't forget to sign up for our Bronze Tier and get ready to be disappointed by the crushing weight of our to-do list app.
Or, you know, go ahead and try our experimental, untested, and utterly useless subscription service and see if it doesn't break the internet.