Garlic Mayo

For the adventurous ones who like a little zing in their lives.

Chili Flakes

For those who like a little heat in their lives.

Capers

Salami Toppings - Capers of Chaos

Welcome to the most unpredictable topping in the land, Capers of Chaos! Where the caper to topping ratio is always in flux.

Unpredictable Caper

Where the capers come at you like a wild animal.

Ride the Caper Coaster

Caper Bomb

Salami Toppings - Caper Bomb

Caution: Do not consume this topping if you have a heart condition or if you're allergic to excitement.

Explosive Caper

Where the capers are so intense, they'll blow your mind!

Feel the Heat

Regular Caper

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Our Regular Caper is for those who like a little caper, but not too much.

Not-So-Explosive Caper

Where the capers are still exciting, but not too intense.

Tame the Storm

Mildly Capered

Our take on a classic caper, but not too classic.

A Caper for Everyone

Underwhelming Caper

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Our Underwhelming Caper is for those who want a caper, but not too much, and also not a caper at all.

Underwhelmingly Underwhelming Caper

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Our Underwhelmingly Underwhelming Caper is for those who want a caper, but not really.

Extremely Underwhelming Caper

Where the caper is so underwhelming, you'll forget it's even there.

Feel the Lack of Caper

Underwhelmingly Extremely Underwhelming Caper

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Our Underwhelmingly Extremely Underwhelming Caper is so underwhelming, it's not even worth mentioning.

Underwhelmingly Extremely Underwhelmingly Underwhelming Caper

Where the caper is so underwhelming, it's not even a caper.

The Underwhelming Caper of Silence

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Our Underwhelmingly Extremely Underwhelmingly Underwhelming Caper is so underwhelming, it's not even worth mentioning, and also not even worth linking to.

Unlinked Caper

Where the caper is so underwhelming, it's not even worth linking to.

This Caper Doesn't Exist

Because we forgot to make it.

This Caper Doesn't Exist Either

Because we were too lazy to make it.

This Caper Also Doesn't Exist

Because we're just going to say that for a while now.

And This One Doesn't Either

Because we're done with this whole caper thing.

No, Really, This Caper Doesn't Exist

Because we're not even bothering.