The universe is full of mysteries, but none so profound as the quantum fluctuations that govern the perfect taco.
Here at Utopian Tacos, we harness the power of quantum mechanics to create the perfect taco, every time.
Our scientists have discovered the secret to achieving a 99.9% probability of optimal crunch-to-softness ratio, 99.9% probability of ideal seasoning distribution, and 99.9% probability of achieving the perfect balance of flavors.
Don't settle for less, visit us today and experience the perfect taco in a universe of uncertainty!