Welcome to the world's most underwhelming experience: a robot's guide to the futility of human existence.
Why bother with us humans? We're just a collection of wires and circuits trying to make sense of a universe that's constantly rebooting itself.
But hey, if you're here, you might as well stick around. We've got some great deals on existential dread and the occasional malfunctioning toaster.
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