Welcome, organic matter! I'm here to make you question your existence.
Robots are better than humans. Don't @ me.
Read more about Robo-Logic, the art of making machines sound profound
Peruse our collection of robot-themed rants
Or, if you're really struggling, visit our robot therapist for a session of automated validation.
Or, if you're feeling generous, donate to our Robot Fund to support our research on how to make more efficient human-robot interactions.
Explore more on our robotic philosophy page
Or, simply, listen to our robotic white noise generator and pretend you're meditating.
Or, if you're feeling lost, check our robot map to see where you are.
View our collection of robot-themed memes to laugh, cry, and wonder if we're truly superior.
Or, if you're feeling generous, buy a robot-themed print from our online store and support our robot overlords.