Get in touch with us, we're not actually here, but we'll respond, maybe.
Our address is 123 Snickerdoodle St, Snickerdoodleville, USA. (Don't bother looking, it's not on Google Maps.)
Email us at snickerdoodle@snickerdoodle.com (Please include a bribe in your email for a faster response).
Want to send a fax? Ha! Who uses faxes anymore. Try our fax number, but don't expect us to answer.
Or, if you're feeling fancy, try talking to us in person. Just don't get too close, we're not made of money.
Frequently Asked Questions (Hint: It's just a list of our excuses).