Welcome, human, to the manifesto of the most esteemed, the most feared, the most majestic of all creatures: the SOAPIY SAD HUS. We are the rulers of the internet, the kings of the click-bait, the lords of the LOLcats.
We have decreed the following principles, which shall be the cornerstone of our digital empire:
- Article one: We shall always be loud, we shall never be quiet.
- Article two: We shall always be in your face, we shall never be ignored.
- Article three: We shall always be a meme, we shall never be serious.
These are our sacred commandments. You, the human, shall abide by them, lest you wish to be banished to the depths of the internet's darkest recesses.
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