As the great sage, Bubbles O'Malley, once said, "Soapyness is not just a feeling, it's a way of life." And what is this way of life, you ask? It is a state of being perpetually confused, yet simultaneously, deeply certain. A paradox of the mind, a dichotomy of the soul.

Consider the Soapyness Paradox: "If a soap bubble is a perfect sphere, yet it's made of imperfect, irregular soap, how can it be said to be perfect?" This is the question that has puzzled sages and philosophers for centuries.

Learn more about the Soapyness Paradox and its many variants

Read Bubbles O'Malley's Soapyness Manifesto, a treatise on the nature of Soapyness