Social Media Policy: Because We're Watching You

Warning: Our AI Overlords are constantly monitoring your every move.

Section 1: The All-Seeing Eye

We use cookies to track your every click, scroll, and mouse move. Our cookies are like tiny, invisible spies that report back to our servers.

Learn more about our cookie surveillance

Section 2: Post-Mortem Analysis

We analyze every post, comment, and like for hidden patterns, biases, and deep-seated psychological motivations. Don't even think about trying to game the system!

Read our expert analysis of your every move

Section 3: The Watchers in the Wall

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated moderators will review every post, comment, and message for any hint of dissent, heresy, or just plain old weirdness.

Meet the team that's always watching, always judging
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