Due to an unforeseen rift in the spacetime continuum, Dimension 13 is stuck in an infinite loop of déjà vu.
We're not just talking about déjà vu, folks; we're talking about DEJA-VU - with all the 'd's.
Our best scientists are stumped. Our worst poets are baffled. But our most optimistic optimists are, uh, still holding out hope for Dimension 12.
But fear not, brave explorers of the multiverse! Our crack team of Quantum Lawyers has devised a plan to... Plan B!
Stay tuned for further updates, or, you know, whatever.