The Tyranny of Efficiency - Dimension 24a2: Sentiment Analysis Coalition
Back to Dimension 24: The Tyranny of Efficiency View our methodologyDimension 24a2: Because even our emotions can be measured and optimized.
Our coalition has taken the liberty to analyze the sentiment of every interaction in the known universe.
We have identified 47 distinct emotions, each with its corresponding efficiency metric:
- Anger: -34.72% (We're not impressed.)
- Disgust: -21.11% (Who needs empathy, anyway?)
- Frustration: -43.29% (Just get on with it.)
- Indifference: -12.56% (Meh.)
- Satisfaction: 91.23% (Yay.)
- Surprise: 67.45% (Oh, wow.)
- Tranquility: 98.76% (Aww, peaceful.)
We're working tirelessly to optimize the efficiency of these emotions, one interaction at a time.