Our mission is to bring justice to the masses, one zero-G arrest at a time.
We're not just any ordinary superheroes - we're the ones who've been to space and back. We know what it's like to have the weight of the world on our shoulders, but we also know what it's like to float around like a bunch of idiots in zero-G. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
Our goal is to provide justice that's off the charts, and our methods are unorthodox, but effective. We're not just fighting crime - we're fighting gravity.
Are you ready to join the Zero-Gravity Justice League? We're always on the lookout for like-minded individuals who aren't afraid to get their space on.