In a world where the very fabric of reality is threatened by an endless sea of bland, uninspired design, we at Zero-Gravity Solidarity stand tall. Our mission is to boldly go where no one has gone before: to create an aesthetic that defies the laws of sanity and pleads guilty to the crime of being a visual abomination.

We are not just a group of rebels, we are a manifesto of style. We reject the notion that design must be boring, that art must be bland, and that the only thing more boring than a beige wall is the soul of our corporate overlords.