Welcome to Twitbook: the Social Media Platform that's a Real Time Waster of Your Time

Where else can you share your thoughts, but not your feelings? Where else can you post 500 times a day, but still get no replies? Where else can you share your deepest secrets, but still get 100 likes from your mom?

Join the Twitbook revolution and spend your days scrolling mindlessly through posts from your coworkers, acquaintances, and that one weird cousin you never talk to!

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