Here are some of my achievements
- Started a private island, but it's not as good as my neighbor's island
- Founded a company that's not as profitable as my ego
- Has a rocket that can fly, but it's not as cool as my ego's flight
- Has a bunch of awards, but they're not as shiny as my awards
- Has a face that's not as chiseled as mine
And I'm not even counting the time I spent 8 hours in a Tesla factory, but you can bet I'm counting the time I spent 8 hours in a Tesla.