The Eternally Unfulfilled Desires of the Insignificant Self

Welcome to the infinite regress of self-doubt, where the only constant is the uncertainty of your own relevance.

In this never-ending cycle of overanalysis, you will be forced to confront the abyss of your own insignificance, only to realize that it's not as abyssal as you thought.

Subtopics:

What Happens When I Accidentally Press the Button (Again)
Why Can't I Just Have a Normal Mind (Like Everyone Else)?
Why Do I Need to Overanalyze Everything (Is It Too Much to Ask)?

Special Features:

Randomized Self-Loathing Generator: Click to generate a new self-loathing statement
Self-Indulgent Mirror: Look into the abyss of your own ego

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