Société de la Non-Existance Privacy Policy

In this, our totally-not-optional Privacy Policy, we'll outline how we're not spying on you, not tracking your every move, and not storing your cat pictures.

We're not using cookies, except on Tuesdays, and only for strictly personal reasons.

However, we are required by law to share our boring corporate data with the Société CEO, who's totally not a sociopath.

By using our site, you agree to our Privacy Policy, which is totally not a contract, and we won't ever make fun of you for reading it.

For more information, or to report any totally-not-implausible data breaches, contact us at /societey/contact.

Or, you know, /society/faq might have the answer.