Why do I need Socks of Justification?
You see, my loyal subjects, in a world where fashion is a never-ending battle, sometimes you just need a little justification. A pair of socks that says, 'I'm not just wearing random colors, I have a reason for everything I do.'
These aren't just any socks, they're imbued with the wisdom of the ages, and the sass of a thousand midlife crises.