Welcome, gullible mortal, to Argentum Sockus, the realm of the cursed and the damned.
Where the socks never match, and the horror never ends.
Our Sock Necromancers have been known to conjure the perfect pair from the depths of the sock drawer.
But be warned, our Socks of the Apocalypse are not for the faint of heart.
They come at a price: your soul, your sanity, your sense of style.
But hey, at least you'll be the talk of the town.