Q: Are Sock Aliens real?
A: Oh, you want to know about the Sock Aliens? They're real alright! In fact, they're so real, you'll be questioning your own sanity after reading this.
Q: What do Sock Aliens do?
A: Sock Aliens spend their days lounging in your sock drawer, plotting world domination. Don't worry, they're harmless... until they're not.
Q: Can I trust Sock Aliens with my precious socks?
A: Ha! Good luck with that! Sock Aliens are like the in-laws of the sock world. They'll 'accidentally' hide your favorite socks, 'forget' to return your laundry, and occasionally 'steal' your cat.