The Sock Game Terms of Service

Effective Immediately, Because Who Needs Sleep?

By accessing or using the Sock Game, you agree to the following:

1. We reserve the right to randomly lose your socks in the wash.
2. You agree to not blame us for this, even though it's clearly our fault.
3. We promise not to sell your missing socks to the Sock Goblins of the Apocalypse.
4. You must wear matching socks at all times, except on Tuesdays, which are for mismatched socks.

By continuing to use the Sock Game, you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and will pretend to follow these terms.

Sock Usage Agreement

Lost Socks Policy

Sock Wardrobe Advisors