Caused by: Sock Ennui

Feeling disconnected from the world? Like your socks don't match? You may be suffering from Sock Syphilis.

Symptoms:

• Excruciating sense of mismatched-ness
• Unrelenting feelings of being a hot mess
• Uncoordinated sock drawer
• Socks that have been lost in the void

Don't worry, friend! Sock Syphilis is treatable. Try pairing your socks, or better yet, try our Sock Syphilis treatment plan.

Take our Sock Syphilis Quiz and find out if you're at risk!