We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone who doesn't wear matching socks.
We will not tolerate any sock-related drama on our social media accounts. No "my socks are so comfy" posts, no "I'm so tired of socks" complaints.
We will not share your sock preferences with anyone, but we will share your sock drawer organization methods with our therapist.
You agree to wear socks that match the color of the background of our website at all times.
By using this website, you agree to our terms, even if you're a sock skeptic.