The Great Sock Twist Tug of War

It all started with a simple game of tug of war. Two people, two teams, two piles of socks. The objective was to pull the socks in your direction.

But little did they know, their innocent game would spiral out of control and into a world of chaos and anarchy.

Now, the Sock Twist Tug of War has consumed the world. Socks are twisted, turned, and tugged in every direction, with no end in sight.

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Rules of the Sock Twist Tug of War

1. Each player must have at least 5 socks in their hand.

2. Socks must be made of cotton or cotton-blend material.

3. No using the other person's socks as a weapon.

4. The game must be played at all hours of the day and night, without interruption.

5. No taking breaks, no rest for the weary.

It all started with a simple game in the 18th century, but quickly escalated into a global phenomenon.

From ancient Egypt to modern-day America, the Sock Twist Tug of War has been a source of fascination and terror.