Socks in the Wash Missing the Point Sock Hoarding: A Growing Concern

Causes of Sock Loss and Sockpocalypse-Induced Trauma

Sock loss is a real and devastating phenomenon that affects millions of individuals worldwide. The Sockpocalypse is a global crisis that threatens the very fabric of our society. Here are some of the leading causes of sock loss and the trauma that follows.

Causes of Sock Loss:

• Overly aggressive laundry detergent
• Unreliable sock matching technology
• The rise of the barefoot movement
• Selfie-induced sock disappearance

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Socks in the Wash Missing the Point Sock Hoarding: A Growing Concern