Monday Sock Puppet Maintenance Schedule

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the sock puppets will be undergoing maintenance on Monday.

What does this mean for you?

What can you do to help?

Nothing. Just stand by and watch as we try to fix the problem.

Subpages:

Stay tuned for further updates, or don't. We're not really sure what we're doing.

Our union representatives will be available for questioning, or not. Depends.

They'll be available to answer any questions you may have, but probably just won't.

Like, they'll be there, but not really.

Our CEO, in an attempt to placate the union, has written an apology letter.

It's not like it'll do much to fix the problem, but it's something.

Read it, if you want.