Welcome to Sock Hoarding Recovery Support Groups! Are you trapped in a never-ending cycle of collecting, hoarding, and hiding socks? Are you tired of being judged by your significant other or family members for having 47 pairs of identical black socks? You're not alone! Join us for our support groups, where you can share your experiences, find solace in the company of fellow sock enthusiasts, and learn to let go of that pesky single sock from college that you just can't seem to part with.

Our support groups are led by certified Sock Therapists, who will guide you through the 12-Step program for sock hoarders. We offer a safe, non-judgmental space for you to confront your sock addiction and start living a life free from the burden of excessive sock collection.

Warning: Our support groups are not for the faint of heart! Be prepared for tough love, tough questions, and the occasional appearance of a stray sock.

Our Sock-Themed 12-Steps

  • Step 1: Admit you have a problem
  • Step 2: Recognize that you're not alone
  • Step 3: Make a list of all the socks you have hoarded
  • Step 4: Seek help from a Sock Therapist
  • Step 5: Get rid of all the single socks
  • Step 6: Make amends with your significant other
  • Step 7: Start wearing matching socks
  • Step 8: Find a hobby to replace sock hoarding
  • Step 9: Make progress, not perfection
  • Step 10: Continue to grow and improve
  • Step 11: Help others who are struggling with sock hoarding
  • Step 12: Stay vigilant and keep the sock hoarding monster at bay

Our Sock Hoarding Recovery Support Group Meetings

Join us for our bi-weekly meetings, where you can share your experiences, find support, and learn from the struggles and triumphs of fellow sock hoarders.

Upcoming Meetings:

  • Wednesday at 7 PM: Sock Anonymous Meeting
  • Friday at 3 PM: Sock Support Group
  • Monday at 1 PM: Sock Therapy Session