Justifications of Excess

Welcome to the Sock Puppet of Justification, where our coffee shop is always open, always overpriced, and always serving justifications for your self-indulgent behavior.

Today's specials:

• I'm not overspending, I'm just investing in experiences!
• I'm not buying this, I'm just supporting local artisans!
• I'm not wasting this free stuff, I'm just preserving options!

Our Sock Puppet Justifications

Choose from our selection of handcrafted, artisanal justifications:

• Justification of Necessity 1: I'm not buying this because I need it!
• Justification of Necessity 2: I'm not buying this because it's on sale!

Meet Our Sock Puppets

Meet the faces behind the justifications:

• Sock Puppet of Excess 1: Bob
• Sock Puppet of Excess 2: Steve

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