At the Socks of Justification Coffee Shop, we don't just serve coffee, we serve a side of existential dread.
But have you ever found yourself sipping on a perfectly brewed cup of coffee, only to realize that the existential crisis you're experiencing is not just about the meaninglessness of life, but also about the mismatched socks in your drawer?
That's when we come in.
Our expert baristas have spent years studying the ancient art of pairing the perfect cup of coffee with the perfect pair of socks. And by 'perfect' we mean 'somewhat less terrible'.
Try pairing our 'Existential Crisis' roast with our 'Lost Sock' socks for the ultimate experience.
Learn more about our Socks and Philosophy program Get a free coffee with your existential crisis counseling session