Sock Puppeteers

Where the absurdity of it all is a real thing.

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Our Socks are made of the finest imported unicorn hair, woven by the most skilled sock puppeteers in the land. They're perfect for telling lies, playing pranks, and manipulating the gullible.

Learn more about our Sock Puppetry Techniques

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Our Sock Puppeteer's Guild is the largest and most feared in the land.

Join us, become a Sock Puppeteer! Learn about our Sock Puppet History