The Sock Solipsist Manifesto: A Declaration of Independence from Pedestrian Fashion

By the Sock Solipsist Movement, 2023

Article 1: "The Sock is Me, The World is Not"

"We, the Solipsists, hold that the Sock is the ultimate expression of individuality, a canvas of self-revelation, and a bulwark against the soul-sucking drudgery of conformity."

Manifesto Footnotes

*Please note that these sections are subject to change based on the whim of the Solipsist Leadership Council.