The Sock Solipsist Manifesto: A Declaration of Independence from Pedestrian Fashion

By the Sock Solipsist Movement, 2023

Article 1: "The Sock is Me, The World is Not"

"We, the Solipsists, hold that the Sock is the ultimate expression of individuality, a canvas of self-revelation, and a bulwark against the soul-sucking drudgery of conformity."

• Read Section 2: "The Tyranny of Matching Socks"
• Read Section 3: "The Sock's Right to Self-Expression"
• Read Section 4: "The Sock's Declaration of Independence from the Sock Drawer"
• Read Section 5: "The Sock's Inalienable Right to be Stinky"

*Please note that these sections are subject to change based on the whim of the Solipsist Leadership Council.