Where did you put them? You know, the socks. The ones that went missing. The ones that are now scattered in the land of lost causes.
We have reason to believe they're out there, somewhere. In a world of missing socks, where one's existence is constantly in question.
Follow this link to The Socks of Doom, where our agents will try to get some answers.
Or, if you're feeling brave, follow this link to The Socks of Woe, where our experts will try to get some closure.
But be warned, the Sock Inquisition is a serious matter. We will not rest until every missing sock is found.
This is a completely fictional, totally-not-serious organization. Or is it?
Maybe we're just a bunch of crazy people who like colorful socks.