So, you've heard of the Socks of Justification? Yeah, it's a real thing. Like, a thing that justifies everything. You can use them for anything. Like, have you ever needed to justify eating an entire pizza by yourself? The Socks of Justification have got you covered.
Legend has it that the Socks of Justification were first conceived by the great philosopher, Sockius Maximus. He was a man of simple yet profound wisdom, who knew that sometimes you just need a little bit of fabric to make your actions seem less ridiculous.
Fast forward to the modern era, and the Socks of Justification have become a staple in every household, office, and secret underground bunker.
The key to effective Sock of Justification use lies in the art of misdirection.
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Here are a few examples of the Socks of Justification in action: